An Oldie, but Goodie

Received from my friend, Trish, in an email a little bit ago.  I really do love this one.

Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:

Ingredients:

1 cup sugar

1 tsp. baking powder

1 cup white flour

1 cup water

1 tsp. salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs (room temperature)

Nuts (your choice)

1 bottle tequila

2 cups dried fruit

Directions:

Sample tequila to check quality; take a large bowl.

Check tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.

Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas!

My preference would be Vodka or Wine -- the effects would be the same, I guess! Merry Christmas, everyone!